Could you imagine having a truck load of these, and suddenly a pallet full tips over? A whole pallet full, making that noise. At once.
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- Lane: Is your shirt actually wet?
- Danny: NO FEEL IT
- Lane: I don't want to feel you.
- Danny: [as Max has been touching his chest] Now you're just touchin' my titty
Is this what its like to be an adult
One of my partners works at a Michaels and said that it’s always SO LOUD unloading these.
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running
Didn’t make sense not to live for
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Your brain gets smart but your heart gets
J O H N C E N A
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
- I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
- Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
- I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
- Fight me Helen
- I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
- That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
- I literally JUST sat down
- Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
- Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
- Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
- Centipedes? In my vagina?
- *Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
- I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
- I’m an Aries
- Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
- I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
- I’m allergic
- That’s just what the communists want!
- I’ve been dead for seven years
- Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
- I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
- It would be unfair to my cat
- I’m chaotic neutral
- *long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
- “I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”